Tuesday, September 1, 2009

my beef with automatic flushers

Whose bright idea was it to come up with automatic flushing toilets?!? They annoy the shit out of me! (Pun intended) Isn't there far grander goals for us as humans (like world peace) than sucking away our waste at the speed of light? And at the most inopportune moments, I might add! I'll decide when I'm done, thank you!
Don't pretend like you haven't leaned forward to rest your elbows on your knees, during a paticularly stressful pooping session, only to have the auto-flusher go off, sending you crashing into the stall door - cursing - cutting your lip or forehead open and possibly even your knees.
Not to mention how they frighten little children.

1 comment:

  1. Ahh ha ha! I'm a hoverer so I don't stay very still, which means they go off constantly. The joy of the public restroom experience is plenty sufficient without 54 gallons of water swooshing away under you the entire time.